Electronic Light Shower

Electronic Light Shower

No, it isn’t a bunch of bearded guys from the 70s making synth pop and peeing on you.
Instead, this is a shower head that bathes you in chromatherapeutic light. What’s chromatherapy, you ask? It is an incredibly advanced science designed to allow ex-hippie baby-boomers to make money in the many years between their last hit of bad brown acid and their imminent deaths by preying on the weak-minded and rich.
Not much I can really say about this except that Philips should be sending a cease-and-desist to these guys for stealing their light idea.